And you’re right when you say I can only wear

            One pair at a time

            But they’re all bargains, believe me, except for, well,

            It’s never been a money thing and anyway

            Doesn’t variety count?

 

            You wouldn’t want me to bore myself –

            Or you – for that matter, would you?

 

            Besides:

            His Most Serene and Immaterial

            Highness George Harrison

            Had a lot more fancy cars than I have shoes (or boots)

 

            So give me a break