My boyfriend was a Democrat

            Who advocated equal rights,

            Freedom of speech and choice

 

            But one night

            When I said his manliness

            Was maybe not the measure of all things

            Which, all considered, were unequal,

            He hit the roof and

            Kicked me out

            And swore

            I was a

            You know what

 

            I told him words were simply words,

            That he was free to say his piece –

 

            As I was just as free

            To walk the walk