His palate is renowned

 

            Not principally for establishing

            The provenance of grapes

            In place and time

 

            But for a talent to discriminate

            To points so fine

            That not one single vintage

            Ever satisfies

 

            As far as women are concerned

            However

            He pleads ignorance

 

            And thus is much more

            Easily delighted knowing

            They are much less dear to him 

            Than wine