To calculate the quotient of 

            Unnecessary pain

            One multiplies 

            Unnecessary poetry by crime,

            Divides by one one-hundredth a percent

            And takes this figure to the power of 

            The Forbes 500 squared

            But for the numerator to be pared

            To nil

            We need do nothing more than wait

            While hydrocarbons and the rising seas 

            By not-so-fractional degrees 

            Eliminate 

            All human misery

            For good